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"I think 20 lines is a joke" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2008-03-04 07:07:49

I experience this will probably make alot of people mad or upset. But 20 lines lets get real. A line is:create "hi"print "you"notprint "hi" : print "you"So what is before 2 lines is now "1" line. I dont think because you can cram a bunch of commands on a line makes it legitimate. The rule should be 20 lines = 20 commands. Thats what I think. (besides it makes the code unreadable) I would agree except that it does force you to think about program logic and it also will teach you about program logic. C programmers do this sort of obfuscation all the time; it is extremely annoying and utterly unmaintainable. Your proposed method would lead to apps that aren't as 'cute' as the ones here. Do what I do.. leave this forum to those that apply the challenge. I've argued against the 20 line come in before compressing your code to 20 lines gives no benefit whatsoever all it accomplishes is making your programs impossible to go. It encourages the kind of geeky bragging similar to achieving 100% game completion on GTA etc. it's pointless and immature. Bad habits to give a newbie. You must be logged-in to post messages to this forum. You can an be for remove. Or to login.

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"Joke Of The Day 03/03/08" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2008-03-04 06:56:08

Day 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining…

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"Really?! You want to be in on the inside joke? Really!?" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-21 08:43:59

The journal of a girl who moved to Chicago to begin life as a writer/comedienne. Although the news is old and I have been riffing off this bit for the measure couple of weeks. Just thought I would share. Its pretty funny.

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"Not a reacist joke" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-12 22:42:23

Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to register the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of bear. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came approve and said to the king. ?I brought ten apples.? The king then explained. ?Next you have to shove the fruits up your adjoin without so much as an expression on your face or you?ll be eaten.? The first apple went in but on the back up he winced in pain and was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the back up guy met in heaven. The first one asked. ?Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!?The second one replied. I couldn?t back up it. I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.? __________________Husqvarna SM510 Ultimate Motard Eat shit 8,000,000,000,000,000 Fly's can't be do by or buy KTM all those sheep can't be wrong or can they Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8Copyright ©2000 - 2007. Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.

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"Bad Philosophy Joke" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-12-04 02:45:17

René Descartes is in a bar at closing time. The bartender asks him if he'd like another drink. Descartes says. "I think not," and he disappears. to see if i properly got that joke: descartes: "I think there for I am? " so when he said " I evaluate not" he disapeared ceasing to be is that correct? Dr. Heisenburg gets pulled over for speeding"do you know how fast you were going?""no but I know where I am !"

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"Joke off Monday 41" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-11-25 19:13:11

I remembered this joke while driving to bring home the bacon this morning. It's kind of corny but it's allot since it is football toughen. HA HA HA (said with a say of sarcasm) you are TERRIBLY funny today. Thanx for dinner last night I had a good time. Hee we make fun of Kentuckians. What is the last thing a Kentuckian says before he dies? Hey! check this!!An Indiana State Trooper pulls over a car from Kentucky and says. "You got any ID? The Kentuckian says. "about what?" You may undergo heard of the rivalry between the OSU Buckeyes and UMichigan Wolverines. So... How do you get a UM grad off of your front porch?Pay for the pizza. La Société Fraternelle de Merde bon marché. TN Division. Lambda Chapter. Founded 2007 is the significant other the boyfriend etc. Elvis is our bird an umbrella cokatoo with 'tude. Duncan is our retarded dog. Shelby and Faye are our cats. I'm Brad and this blog is a personal communicate written and edited solely by me. For questions about this communicate please communicate me at. This communicate does not evaluate ANY form of advertising sponsorship or paid insertions. I write for my own purposes. However. I may be influenced by my background occupation religion political affiliation or experience. I ordain NEVER acquire compensation in any way from this communicate. Any parties that might have an interest (ownership or otherwise) in any copyrighted material that might appear on this site please contact me at to undergo the image removed.

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"Osama bin Laden Releases New Tape - This is Not a Joke - Really ..." posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-11-13 22:32:34

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"Stupid joke" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-10-25 23:15:28

I saw this one on and couldn’t resist. A feature walk into a bar and says. “I’d like a beer and…………………. a packet of peanuts.”The barman says. “why the big pause?” XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <label> <em> <i> <touch> <strong>

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"Great Little Office Practical Joke" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-10-21 17:47:15

A guy tells the story of what happens after he removes the attach key from his office computer analyse out that let you integrate Digg into your place and add explore features. Get a real-time be beneath the surface in the with our tools and. Also see our original real-time tracking system. NEW! show current Digg news on your communicate or website with a. It's super customizable. © Digg Inc. 2007 — User-posted content unless obtain quoted. -->DIGG. DIGG IT. DUGG. DIGG THIS. Digg graphics logos designs page headers button icons scripts and other service names are the trademarks of Digg Inc.

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"Just to mull over in your spare time" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-10-05 12:02:48

How come we decide from just two populate to run for presidentand 50 for desire America? I signed up for an apply categorise and was told to wearloose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing,I wouldn’t undergo signed up in the first displace! Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be ableto express the difference. Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our lives wecould simply touch ‘Ctrl-Alt-Delete’ and start all over?AMEN. AMEN !! Why is it that our children can’t construe a Bible in educate,but they can in prison? Why do I have to express on the Bible in court when the TenCommandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?

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